AFTER 3 LONG DAYS OF WORK...

SGHO RELEASES THE COMPLETE WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS RELEASE

PLEASE RESTRAIN YOURSELF YOU ANIMAL WE DON'T WANT ANY CUM TRIBUTES, NO FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH

STOP BRO SERIOUSLY

OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. I GET THAT YOU ARE EXCITED

BUT ANYWHO....

CHECK THIS OUT, HOTSHOT!!

YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND HOW THE BABIES OF THE WORLD ARE MADE.

MUSIC, BABY!!!!

WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS (WE ARE THE WORLD SHRED)

GREETINGS, SGHO WORSHIP PONIES!!

HERE IS:

NEW BVJ MOVIE

WE'RE BACK BVJ ARMY!!!

TREAT YOURSELVES WELL THIS BVJ CHRISTMAS WITH A BRAND NEW REMASTERED DUOLOGY FROM YOUR BOYS DOWN IN THE BVJ CAVE!!!

"3 Years in the making, the BVJ: BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS cut of the original 2 BVJ movies is a contemporary, almost metamodernist introspective —comedy thriller musical action drama- I mean, come on folks it's all of the genres!! at once!— glance into the Italian glory of BVJ-Man and The Jerkler. And it is a glorious 4.9 inches of salvagable and not ruined meat-cinema! It is almost like a multilated, frankensteined, beat to death, propoganda-filled, caesarean-esque phantasmagoria of the true intention of the original 2 films. Keep on a righteous lunatic gaze while laying your sweet wet eyes upon this evil creation of ours... That's right, you. You, and me, and all of the other Single Guys Hanging Out® single-handedly fixed our goop with this heaven-lickin, sky-hole punchin, KENNEDY-FUCKING, DOCTRATE OBTAINING, AWARD WINNING SUPER MASTERPIECE. WE did this. THIS was US. THIS WAS YOU AND ME AND ALL OF THOSE SINGLE GUYS!!! YOU BEGGED FOR THIS. WE CHOSE HOW TO GIVE IT TO YOU.. WHETHER THAT BE FORMATTING-WISE, EDITING-WISE, AUDIO-WISE, SINGLY-GUYS-WISE, EVERYTHING-WISE, MY BROS... THIS WAS ME, YOU AND MEANYOU FRENARO RODGRIGUEZ. So, without further ado. You read the title. You know what you're in for."

-The SGHO CLUB®, specifically the SGHO LOVE DEPARTMENT® with single guy love